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Jul 13

God Smote My Website

As you may have noticed, the content of my website was sucked into a deep abyss. I know next to nothing about fixing this sort of thing, so at the moment I am mostly staring cock-headed at the computer like a befuddled poodle seeing its reflection for the first time. Perhaps also like the poodle I will fly into a rage at the sight and attack myself thinking I am someone else.

At any rate, I had lost steam with the comics, and I was thinking of changing up the content and look of the site to be more writing/text oriented rather than comic oriented. Maybe every so often I’ll post an image or something, but probably not so much. So I’ll do some fiddling around with some layout changes, hoping I don’t fuck things up irreparably, and then when that’s all done I’ll see about getting some of the old content back up.

(Edit: As of December 22nd, 2008, I am officially reviving the blog.  You can expect new posts from here on out!)

About the author

Dustin Martinez

I'm a laid back guy. I love pizza! I never know what to write in these things! I constantly think of suicide and stand perilously before the ominous void of nonexistence. I have two dogs and I love tennis!

22 comments

  1. Kiran

    I was wondering if you’d ever come back. Maybe you had, I just haven’t been here to check in weeks.

  2. RealityApologist

    Do what you can! I miss the comics, and would at least like to have access to the old ones!

  3. Kevin L.

    God smote your web site, and yet you are alive and better than ever. You know what this means, right? You are more powerful than God.

    We love you, you adorable little poodle.

  4. Ron

    Me too. Sorry to see you stop; I’ve enjoyed the comics a lot.

  5. Maxtwo

    You can access the old comics, here http://saintgasoline.com/comics/ I dont know for how long so, save what you like.

  6. Josh G.

    I always enjoyed reading the long, long text entries most, anyway. The comics didn’t bother me, but they were hardly why I come here.

  7. jake

    Assuming god’s anger at you dies down, I really hope you find time for some more comics.

  8. Chris J.

    It seems to be mostly saved in the Wayback Machine at http://archive.org for anyone who wants to read the original text, or if you want to do a long copy/paste shuffle to restore the content.

  9. Omer Moussaffi

    I’m very glad to see your site up and re-running. We are anticipating some heavy retaliation. Go get God!

  10. wild man

    You are intellectually interesting.
    Thank you for being forthright.
    You provide comfort,
    in a bullshitting world.

  11. sgalvintx

    I love a good smart ass!!

  12. onzanzabarsands

    Man, if I weren’t already married-I would stalk you. However, the idea of God smiting your website is and has been considered. I think I really understand. I have a theory too….I will be simted, smoted, smoot when zombie monkeys take over the train I am on heading for the ocean on an unfinished track happens. I honestly have thought about this and if THAT ever happens I will gladly and with a smile on my face, knowing I have been smote to the unknownth degree for some transgression I have unknowingly committed. Thanks for your site and the quizzes on OkCupid.

  13. Katie

    I’m looking forward to the next iteration of your website. I’ve always loved your work, especially after my dear friend Jaq introduced me to it (its much easier now lol). Keep up the good work and remember this: you will never know if you can smite god unless you try!

  14. bored at work

    Enjoyed your test. I’m pretty sure you were just pulling thing out of your ass, but the sarcastic flippant attitude and the stuff you had to say in between the questions was hysterical. You could be the Chris Rock of the nerds and sociopaths. What i want to know is; is this just you in your natural state or are you pharmaceutically or controlled-substance enchanced; Or did you possibly knock back a 6 pack or 2 before assaulting the keys. I think you have a future in writng for Hollywood, except most people wouldn’t get it and therefore you wouldn’t be successful; just a thought…

  15. BRUTE

    I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I TOOK YOUR PERSONALITY TEST ON OKCUPID AND I WANTED TO SAY FUCK YOU!!!! EISTEIN!!! I AM KING KONG BITCH. HE AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME. CAN YOU 101 MILE KNIFE GET TO ME NOW!!!!!!! NOW FIGHT WITH YOUR REFLECTION LIKE A POODLE

  16. Vanessa

    I love you…

    NO, really, I do.

    I am in absolute, complete and utter love with you.

    Yes.

  17. cappinkirk

    There are 2 types of people…people who have lost data and those who will lose data. Welcome to our side.

    Now you have learned to keep a backup I hope.

  18. Jules

    So you don,t kill me….. I love you too…..
    Really guy your so fuckin’ HILARIOUS!!!!!
    This is my first visit to your blog and definatly not the last.

  19. terry

    first time ive seen your site…… not thinking that i agree with everything…… a lot to digest… but i will check out your website aain

  20. cvetidushi

    Me to like move of your thoughts

  21. Dakota Pilger

    I wondered what happened to comics. I miss them, actually I miss the pictures, they made me think I had freinds.

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