Comments on: Ode to Valentine’s Day

By: fontana

fontana — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:32:44 +0000

so do you have successful first dates after all… with yourself

By: Cha

Cha — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:31:32 +0000

I can’t stop grinning or laughing whenever I read through your stuff…not to mention your Personality Defect Test. I am The Brute, which is closer to the truth than any other test I’ve come across. Loving it.

By: Saint Gasoline

Saint Gasoline — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:26:22 +0000

Thank you for the generous compliment, Friar Zero. My “poetry” has often been compared to the works of Shakesepeare, Robert Frost, and Sir Mix-A-Lot. Fine company, if I must say!

By: Friar_Zero

Friar_Zero — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:18:55 +0000

“Those Valentine’s days that were not spent in some depressed stupor, agonizing over some unrequited love, were instead spent relentlessly masturbating, my own tears serving as the lubrication.“

You sir, are a poet.

By: HanaLena

HanaLena — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:34:08 +0000

I stayed in PJs all day, drank and hosted a horror movie fest for friends. Bleeding heart bundt cakes and bloody margaritas!

SG-Watch Deer Woman. Best Movie Ever!!!!!!!!!

By: S

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:55:04 +0000

Those also aren’t the only two options as far as I know. I mostly ignore the holiday, with or without a partner, but even acknowledging it doesn’t need to be painful, as long as you’re not with someone who subscribes to the same sort of social constructs that make the holiday so unpleasant to begin with.