My friend Ziztur’s top ranked Amazon customer review of Ray Comfort’s book You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can’t Make Him Think, was recently deleted, along with every other negative review. Nearly 600 people had rated her review as helpful. And she has not only read the book, but is ripping all of its arguments to shreds in her daily “Ray a Day” posts. If Ray is indeed responsible for the deleted comments, and he seems to be the prime candidate given that his explanation for the missing reviews is an obvious lie, then his reputation as a retard and a scoundrel only becomes all the more solidified. I encourage all of you to visit the amazon page for his book and vote for the review that you find to be the most accurate. Ziztur has reposted her review and I feel it deserves the top spot. Go and support her review if you agree that it is helpful. And go read her “Ray a Day” posts for even more Comforty goodness.
How Ziztur manages to devote so many days to this muttering retard is beyond me. When I take on his arguments, I try to go for the quick, decisive knockout and be done with it, but she is dragging this out to criminal lengths, humiliating the poor man over and over again each day, showcasing his shit-encrusted arguments and then obliterating them ad nauseam. At least I had the mercy to put the man out of his misery in a single post. But she is dragging out the torture over weeks, beating his arguments mercilessly into the ground. The horse that Comfort led to the water has long since died from intellectual dehydration, and on top of it this young woman is beating this dead horse again and again and again with the long rod of truth, leaving nothing but blood, hooves, and the remnants of Comfort’s child-molestor moustache.
Ziztur, you should almost feel ashamed. This is an unfair fight. This is tantamount to kickboxing with a toddler or arm wrestling a baby bird or defeating a retard in a spelling bee. But it is a necessary unfairness, for it is unfortunate that this retarded toddler has a soapbox upon which he can reach millions with his ridiculous, dangerous arguments.
7 comments
Ziztur
6 March, 2009 at 4:23 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Ahahahaha!
Yeah, I do almost feel bad at times, but fuck, it’s got to be done. I feel like I am arguing with a five-year old. But so many evangelical’s think his stuff is gold – they don’t even realize what a hateful atheophobic (this is my new favorite word) bigot he is.
As an update, most of the reviews have returned. So now both of my reviews are there. That almost feels slightly dishonest, as I get two one-star votes to everyone’s single one-star vote. But then again, maybe I deserve two votes.
I think I’d like to take on a more grown-up apologist next.
Saint Gasoline
7 March, 2009 at 2:20 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Oooh, you could take on Gary Habermas! I heard an interview with him and he’s big on the historical “evidence” of Jesus and his miracles, and also likes to incorporate pseudo-science around paranormal crap like out of body experiences in his argument, for the ultimate conglomeration of woo. He was saying this crap on an Infidel Guy podcast and I was face palming the whole time.
Paulette
11 March, 2009 at 12:29 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Even though I think you’re a wordy asshole, I still enjoy reading your shit. I don’t laugh as much anymore (probably because my humor has shifted now that I’m older or even becoming bland), but … just to make a long reply short, thanks for the mild amusement every several months.
Saint Gasoline
11 March, 2009 at 3:44 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I’m glad I could provide mild amusement every few months, which certainly trumps the barely noticeable excitement every few years that I give to everyone else.
QCato
18 April, 2009 at 11:08 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I hear that Comfort’s next book is to be titled “Ziztur, Fucking Fucked-Up Fuckface from Planet Atheist”. The cover features a rather blurry photo of Ziztur shaking her fist at Go’odd and the American Fla’ag while eating what appears to be a small child garnished with fresh fruit. Yummy! I hope it includes recipes.
a non mouse
25 May, 2009 at 10:53 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
“defeating a retard in a spelling bee.”
Nice. It’s one think to be witty and snarky, it’s another thing to be a prick. Wake the fuck up – it’s 2009. It’s called “metal disability” or “cognitively disabled”.
While I might agree with you on philosophical worldview, you lose credibility when you choose cruel words. It takes no skill or intelligence or effort to be hurtful to people who can’t defend themselves (physically or verbally).
If you’re enlightened about the world and human/civil rights, be enlightened, for fuck’s sake.
MALLARD.
30 May, 2009 at 11:46 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
^^
*lolcraps lolpants* what a DOUUUUUUCHHHHE
can we just be fucking honest here. YOU LAUGH WHEN SOMEBODY TRIPS AND FALLS. and don’t tell me you’ve never been moved to chuckle from even the mildest of racist jokes, ‘cos i fucking know you have, hypocrite!
i’m sorry. while i can appreciate, sympathize and understand the plights of the mentally disabled, i roll on the floor, laughing riotously on the inside whenever i see someone with down’s syndrome. is it better to deny that some things in life, however unfortunate, are just NATURALLY HUMOROUS, and diligently resume our frantic circle jerk of MORALITY and “TAKING THE HIGH ROAD”, or to fucking GET OVER OURSELVES, stop taking shit so seriously and stop whistleblowing (let’s leave that to Affirmative Action, eh? LOLOLOLOL I HAD TO)? i say integrity wins…as long as you’re not pinpointing specific people and intending real malice or injury, i see nothing wrong with indulging in our own fucking humanity.
and i shouldn’t have to stifle my laughter to serve bleeding hearts like you.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH MOTHERFUCKERS!
ps – dustin, you seriously need to call me sometime, you punk fucker.