Comments on: Women Problems

By: Via

Via — Sat, 16 May 2009 21:25:36 +0000

I just can’t belive you’re single. I was as schocked as Liew, and I had the same reaction as her’s. I don’t know is the situation still the same… hope not. I also had same problem til about a year ago (except some little things because I’am a girl). My advice: anything but don’t give up your expectations.
A long time reader, first time commenter.

By: Koira

Koira — Thu, 07 May 2009 13:58:38 +0000

I feel very much alike, apart from the insignificant fact that I’m female. And a Haughty Intellectual, according to your, probably scientifically founded, test on HelloQuizzy.com. A website that nerds and nerdettes turn to when they’ve checked every other frequently visited site for updates, and then try to find out what they should already know. I would really like to know how many users regularly retake tests when they don’t agree with the outcome. And I’ll bet money that most of those are women.
Er, but what I came here for was to thank you for a the creation of a beautiful mass-of-time destruction weapon (said test) and to suck up (tell you I like your biting sarcasm). That’s all. Bye.

By: Lizz

Lizz — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:39:26 +0000

Wow, I never thought that I could compete with a watermelon.

My excessive fruitiness must be more apparent than I realized.

By: Theorizer

Theorizer — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:57:43 +0000

I would say that you need to find someone EXACTLY like you, but seeing as how scientists have not been able to perfect the duplication of humans, you’re out of luck. But really you need to find someone who is smart, witty and pig-headed. Even if her beliefs and ways of thinking are different you can’t shoot her down for voicing her opinion, even if she is wrong. For one it is illegal and women hate to be told they’re wrong even when they are. So either hold out for that special girl, because she will come, eventually; dress a ripe watermelon as a woman and tape yourself talking, then talk back to this water melon; or become a scientist and perfect robotics or cloning. Good Luck!!!

By: jill

jill — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:48:24 +0000

You probably talk too much and listen too little. Maybe you don’t ask her enough questions. I know this because I am psychic.

By: Bonnie

Bonnie — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:07:32 +0000

Take me…take me now!

By: Liew

Liew — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:45:50 +0000

It’s just because you’re too perfect, m’dear. Keep looking, you’ll come across that equally perfect girl for you one day.

I share Bronwen’s sentiments too. Though my first reaction was: YOU’RE SINGLE?! IMPOSSIBLE. IMPOSSIBLEEEE. *UNIVERSE IMPLODES*

By: Emily

Emily — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 23:52:59 +0000

I agree with Bronwen and Need_4_Woman. Let yourself be vulnerable. Share yourself. But also ask questions about her and listen. Show that you are interested in getting to know her, mind and body. And be willing to take risks. I’m a single girl and one of my pet peeves in men is passivity. I often feel like I have to do everything to get things going with a guy. Once I have ruled out the wimps and Republicans, there’s no one in this town left to date.

By: AGirl

AGirl — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:13:44 +0000

gotta say dont agree with your opening… im of the female sex, and i enjoy your writing very much

By: blackcorridor

blackcorridor — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:36:11 +0000

I feel your pain….well not about having to stick my dick into things but the other pain of wanting to find someone but ending up on dates where you’re cataloging chores in your head just to stave off boredom. The only option other than randomly harassing people in the street is Drunk People, and really, I feel like if you get to a point where inebriated slobbering strangers are a comfort it’s better to abstain from interacting with humanity in general.

By the way, I love your blog, it helps me get my weekly dose of sarcasm.