Was Darwin Wrong? (Part 2)

 As I detailed in Part 1 of “Was Darwin Wrong?”, I somehow found the fortitude to attend a lecture on evolution given by Young Earth Creationist Dr. Harrub last weekend.  The first post details his misunderstandings concerning cosmology and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.  The following synopsis of his introductory remarks, of course, reveals even more misunderstanding and ineptitude, although I suppose such a thing should be expected.

Now, perhaps the silliest aspect of the whole lecture was the fact that Dr. Harrub did not directly argue against evolution, but instead chose only a very few excerpts from a popular press article to rebut, as if an article printed in National Geographic constituted all of the evidence for evolution.  In the process, the speaker ignored countless other lines of evidence in favor of evolution and skillfully avoided discussing the countless articles presented in the peer-reviewed scientific literature on the subject.  This could be excusable on the grounds that his presentation was intended for an audience of laypeople, if not for the obvious fact that he deliberately chose to address only a popular-press article to try to cast doubt on the authority of those who defend evolution.  He chose, for instance, to call into doubt the credibility of the author of the article, David Quammen, by noting that his degree was in literature rather than science.  Of course, such an argument is laughably inane and thoroughly ironic given the fact that virtually all biologists and scientific organizations overwhelmingly accept evolution.  If Dr. Harrub wants to defend creationism solely on the basis of the education levels of its adherents, then he’s treading a dangerous path, as countless polls of scientists and laypeople overwhelmingly show a correlation between belief in evolution and levels of higher education, as evidenced by this particular graphic from a 2009 Gallup poll.  His argument here is also particularly hilarious in light of the fact that most of his scientific references were from sources that were nearly 30-40 years old.  However, I feel that I must disclose here that I, too, possess a degree with a focus in literature and grammar, which presumably disqualifies me from any comment on the subject in Dr. Harrub’s eyes, though I strangely seem to have a better grasp on the subject of evolution than he.

Dr. Harrub was full of an assortment of false analogies to make his point.  In one case, he compared the process of evolution to throwing dice and expecting the dice to somehow change as a result, exclaiming that chance does not change dice.  Perhaps the average church-going crowd may find this analogy compelling, but even the barest understanding of evolution demolishes the argument, as dice are clearly not analogous to evolution owing to the lack of mechanism for change (dice do not sexually reproduce or mutate) and the lacking selection pressure (Dr. Harrub expects the dice to change through chance alone).  I may as well refute God’s existence by claiming that rolling dice does not lead to the creation ex nihilo of the universe as documented in Genesis if Dr. Harrub finds these kinds of false analogies compelling.

He also argued at length that the provisional, evidence-based nature of the scientific method was somehow problematic.  For example, he remarked that many of the older folks in the audience were probably told that the Earth was 250 million years old, while the current accepted age of the Earth is 4.5 billion years, and he then implied that this extended age of the Earth is not based on any evidence but is merely an ad hoc attempt to give the Earth an age old enough to be compatible with extended periods of evolution, which is simply untrue.  The expanded age of the Earth resulted from more accurate dating techniques and geological theories that came to prominence before Darwin had even developed the theory of evolution.  Once the uniformitarian theory of geological change had been established and rough estimates of dating based on radioactivity had been established, the Earth was consistently dated as older and older.  These dates did not result from biologists trying to prove evolution, but from geologists in the case of the uniformitarian theory and physicists in the case of radiometric dating techniques.  Other than that, it was also untrue that the older folks in the audience were told that the Earth was merely a few hundred million years old, as radiometric dating had been developed in the early 1900s and soon after that the age of the Earth was routinely placed in the billion-year range by scientists.  So unless several 110-year-olds were present in the audience, it is unlikely anyone was told the Earth was only millions of years old in school.  But beyond that, to criticize science for modifying its theories on the basis of new evidence is simply silly.  People tend to naturally value consistency, but as Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.  And to consistently believe something in the face of contrary evidence is indeed quite foolish.  It is unlikely that any creationist would prefer the care of a hospital that consistently believed that smacking someone with a trout would cure cancer over a more modern hospital that continually revised and changed its cancer treatment modalities on the basis of new studies and evidence and technology.  (Although my assumption could be quite wrong given the prominence of complementary and alternative medicine modalities, which is a digression I shall choose to ignore for now.)

Yet another misconception continually emphasized for the audience was the idea that science should be performed “in a laboratory” with “direct observation.”  Of course, this type of caricature of science widely prevails through our culture.  In reality, of course, science need not be performed in a lab and its theories need not be directly observable.  Science is a process of explanation through testing.  Theories are developed to explain certain occurrences or observations, and subsequent observations are accumulated to determine if the theory holds true.  If a forensic scientist is trying to determine whether a person was murdered or committed suicide, for instance, they gather evidence to determine which of the competing theories is best supported, and it does not matter that no one “directly observed” the event.  The evidence for large-scale evolution above the species level is similar in that it rests upon the evidence of homology, fossils, biogeography, and so on rather than direct observation of such events.  So long as a theory is supported by observable evidence and capable of refutation by contrary observations, it is scientific.  Labcoats and direct observation are not requirements.

As can be seen, many errors of fact were present in Dr. Harrub’s talk, and so far I have only covered the introduction.  In the following installments I will explore the meat of his argument (best described as rancid and decaying), which centered on criticism of various hominid fossils and a few arguments mirroring those presented by Jonathan Wells’ book Icons of Evolution.

And as always, be sure to check out Ziztur’s and Flimsy’s reviews of the talk at Atheism Is Freedom, although we tend to hammer on the same points owing to our sharing an omnibrain that we construced by uniting our three individual brains through lots of welding and a generous use of superglue.

15 Responses to “Was Darwin Wrong? (Part 2)”

  1. Engineer-Poet Says:

    we tend to hammer on the same points owing to our sharing an omnibrain that we construced by uniting our three individual brains through lots of welding and a generous use of superglue.

    I look forward to reading your paper on this.  I presume the title will be something like:

    “Engineered mental telepathy through neural interfaces constructed through the use of TIG-welded stainless steel fibers and polymethyl methacrylate.”

  2. Saint Gasoline Says:

    We will actually be publishing our work in a Creation Science journal, actually, which does not require such high-fallutin titles. The working title is, “We Be Gluin’ our Brains Together Because If Evilution Were True that Would Be Irreducibly Complex and Impossible and also God Did It.” But we may just shorten it to “Blarghaghheah!” as most articles arguing against evolution consist mostly of emphatic and emotional gurgling rather than legitimate argument or words.

  3. Engineer-Poet Says:

    Doesn’t work.  If you’re going to pull a Sokal hoax on them, you have to use their vocabulary, not just something with the equivalent meaning (even if it is more concise – the obfuscation is the point).

  4. Liew Says:

    Why do people reject evolution in spite of all the overwhelming evidence for it? Why do they bend over backwards to concoct arguments that make no sense at all in their attempts to repudiate it? What is causing so many people to suddenly become deluded illogical people whenever the R-word pops up? It just doesn’t make sense. It just doesn’t fucking make sense.

    Someone needs to conduct a psychological study on this phenomenon. And see if it needs to be classified as a mental disorder.

  5. Devysciple Says:

    Can I has Omnibwainz as well, pleeez?!

  6. Ziztur Says:

    Hey, I need the omnibrain this weekend, it’s my turn to use it.

  7. cj Says:

    @ Liew:

    NIMH — “An estimated 26.2 percent of Americans ages 18 and older — about one in four adults — suffer from a diagnosable mental disorder in a given year.”

    ARIS — “… Significantly, 38.6 percent of mainline Protestants now also identify themselves as evangelical or born again.”

    ‘Someone’ is you. Get started! :)

    @ St. Gas — excellent blog (just found you). Keep on writing!

  8. Aoede Says:

    Hallo, I strayed here as a testmonkey from OkC; what follows is a general comment not specifically pertaining to this post.

    I took your Evolution vs. Design test more out of curiosity for the test than anything else, since I know what I know. What I noticed was that (at least in the all-science result!) you chose to portray “creationism” as at odds with a scientific attitude. So I’m curious: what’s your definition of “creationism”?

  9. Devysciple Says:

    @Aoede: “since I know what I know”

    Wow, that’s way more than I do. I only know that I know nothing ;)

    I don’t want to anticipate St. Gasoline’s answer, but mine would be:

    Pick one of these!

  10. Saint Gasoline Says:

    Creationism is basically the belief that a deity created each “kind” distinctly, Aoede. More subtle forms tend to focus less on that aspect and go into more of a denialist attitude toward evolution, but in the end you pretty much have to be a creationist of some sort to not find the evidence for evolution highly convincing.

  11. Aoede Says:

    @Devysciple:
    Well, the alternative phrasing would be “I know what I believe”, but I don’t think it’s altogether appropriate to apply that verb to evolution.

    @Saint Gasoline:
    I see; that makes more sense. I asked because I also consider myself a creationist in the God’s-somewhere sense (which is where the verb “believe” is more appropriate; no rational basis).

    And now I will hightail it out of here because I know I’m not welcome. Your tests are fun, though :)

  12. God Says:

    Of course Darwin was wrong, we were just sharing a laugh about it at last week’s poker game. The fact is, any time a species engages in homosexual activity, I zap ‘em with lightning. As an unintended consequence, it seems to alter bits of their DNA in EXACTLY the same way in every individual. Peace out minions.

  13. Ted Says:

    This is huge!

    http://www.religiondispatches.org/archive/religionandtheology/1374/the_ponzi_prosperity_gospel/

  14. dogdayafternoon Says:

    I enjoy all the bantering on your blog St. Elmo, I agree with you a hundred percent the “Creationists” take on evolution is almost humurous, I am glad they exist, it is a funny circus they run and therefore proof of evolution we have evolved and they are just a few more genes closer to our primate ancestors. You are a well written individual keep it up;

  15. PeteS Says:

    Got here via Engineer-Poet. Nice blog.

    To answer Liew above, people reject evolution because they a) aren’t that well acquainted with the scientific arguments ( – there’s a lot of water under the bridge between Darwin and the neo-Darwinian synthesis where many of the more compelling arguments are fleshed out), b) they perceive Darwinism as a direct contradiction to a literal interpretation of the Bible which, no matter how perverse and ahistorical, they see as foundational to their ideas about God, morality etc., c) on the other side of the fence, dogmatic atheists and supremely unqualified philosophical lightweights like Richard Dawkins make it their business to make overreaching claims about the metaphysical implications of Darwinism, ratcheting up the stakes in the creation-versus-evolution war.

    Fortunately this tension is a largely American phenomenon, although to some extent it is being exported along with the evangelical Protestantism to which it owes most of its underpinnings.

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