By Deepsack Woo-Hands Walter Cronkite, the prominent and prolithic news anchorman, died a few days ago. What the news outlets won’t tell you, of course, is that Cronkite’s death was predicted by numerology. In fact, a prominent numerologist, who wishes to remain anonymous, had been predicting for years (ever since Cronkite’s 80th birthday) that Cronkite …
Monthly Archive: July 2009
Jul 05
How Acupuncture Can Do Everything
(This piece is a guest post written by resident Saintgasoline.com alternative medicine and health expert Dr. Deepsack Woo-Hands.) In a recent study performed in my basement with a number of bewildered dogs and unwilling children, I uncovered a wide assortment of efficacious uses for acupuncture. While skeptics continually criticize acupuncture, calling it mean names like placebo …
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