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Brian's A Wild Downer
15 September, 2009 at 1:05 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I’ve had some good experiences with OKCupid. Actually, i’m now living with someone I met on there. Platonically though. It is a little depressing to think that this is how many answers I get when i give the answer that’s supposed to get the best results. I wonder what the response rates are like for people who leave that blank.
Lizz
15 September, 2009 at 2:54 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I’ve found that wanting to get laid gets me laid – and my religion (err…nonreligion?) is irrelevant.
Ah, the joys of being female.
Saint Gasoline
15 September, 2009 at 6:19 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Lizz, there’s a reason this post is riddled with phallocentrism, and you’ve hit on that reason: because having a vagina nullifies the inability to get laid. In most cases.
Engineer-Poet
16 September, 2009 at 10:34 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Yes, Lizz, but how does that work for bagging a guy who actually cares about you and not just tickling your navel from the inside?
(I seem to be living in a Christer-infested area only slightly better than the South I left two years ago. Even the hawt chick I was chatting up a couple months ago was merely agnostic; she had read Dawkins but couldn’t take the last intellectual step.)
Saint Gasoline
17 September, 2009 at 12:00 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Sometimes you just have to settle for the hawt agnostics, Engineer-Poet.
Nova Lauthern
24 January, 2011 at 10:15 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Uprightly , I’d utter that skepticism is pretty much the one approach towards entitiy .