Daily Archive: 29 September, 2009

Sep 29

Researchers Clone God, Uncover Theological Mysteries

Early yesterday morning at Columbia University in New York, scientists at the biological theology institute managed the impossible. They had cloned God. “Everyone told us that it couldn’t be done,” smiled lead researcher Denny McDaniels. “But where’s their God now?” He then pointed at God, who he had cloned, in the corner of the lab. …

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