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Dec 17

If String Theorists Were Mechanics

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Dustin Martinez

I'm a laid back guy. I love pizza! I never know what to write in these things! I constantly think of suicide and stand perilously before the ominous void of nonexistence. I have two dogs and I love tennis!

6 comments

  1. The Nerd

    That guy’s no mechanic. A real mechanic would know that if those extra dimensions get lose, they can cause the serpentine belt to slip.

  2. lucy

    You’re back. This makes me happy.

  3. Unbeliever

    Sooooo… you just did this to torment us into THINKING there would be new material.

    You are a cruel, cruel man… ;)

  4. Knobby

    and if they find evidence of supersymmetry, it doesn’t matter….cos she gets to drive home in a MONSTER truck!

  5. Dildothrower

    Supersymmetry? I ‘ardly KNOW her!

  6. finalphoenix

    Superposition would provide for a temporary loaner.

    No wait.. That wouldn’t help.

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