Episode 9 – Rocked Like a Hurricane and Gaddafi’s Last Call
In this episode of the Saint Gasoline Podcast, Dustin discusses a bunch of random shit that he didn’t get to cover in his two-week absence. On the bright side, though, his absence was the result of a vacation in New York, where he got to experience an earthquake AND a hurricane, as well as what it is like to live in a city that people actually care about and pay attention to. Here are the topics covered:
Steve Jobs steps down as CEO of Apple.
The Gold bubble is bursting! Sell your gold now! Don’t listen to Glenn Beck!
“Friending” is made illegal in Missouri.
A highway in Nashville is shut down due to a bull semen spill.
The stock markets are like a rollercoaster! Up and down and supported by rotting wooden beams and operated by idiots who don’t understand how it all works.
A Russian space shuttle crashes. And this is who the United States has to rely on to get into space now…
The UK protestors actually managed to create more jobs: prison guard jobs!
Bachmann wins a straw poll, some guy whose name I forgot dropped out of the race, Romney says corporations and Soylent Green are people, and various other political nonsense!
TOP STORY: Colonel Gaddafi has finally been ousted from power! Now the Libyan rebels will finally get to elect their own dictator! Also, I rant about why voting is bullshit.
SECOND TOP STORY: Natural disasters rock the east coast! And by “rock” I mean “mildly disturb.”
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