About the Site

Saint Gasoline is a comiblog (a comical blog) devoted to forward-thinking, progressive issues in science, skepticism, atheism, politics, philosophy, and enraged feces-smearing. Interestingly, I have no formal training in any of these subjects (aside from enraged feces-smearing), so my commentary is totally unauthoritative, feeble, and marred by my incessant attempts at humor. Unlike the dry humor one may find in certain locales, the humor content of this site tends to center boldly around bodily fluids and other hilarious substances, like urine, combined with poorly elucidated and badly mischaracterized intellectualism.  Some have called the style avant-nerd, some have proclaimed it disgusting, while still others simply say nothing at all, aside from the sound of stifled gurgles of repressed vomit.

In a previous life, Saint Gasoline was once a poorly drawn webcomic (you may access the badly organized archives here) that specialized in skeptical humor and jokes about flatulence.

About the Author

The author of Saint Gasoline is Dustin Martinez, a legendary figure who currently resides in St. Louis, where he wastes his day away doing absolutely nothing aside from arguing with creationists and occassionally going to work. Dustin received a bachelor’s degree in English from the University of Missouri—St. Louis.  As of 2009, he still has no idea what utility this degree is supposed to serve, although it seems to work reasonably well as a makeshift coaster.  He works in the publishing industry, assisting with the editing and publication of college textbooks, which is a fancy way of saying he is one rung above a Walmart employee in terms of power and prestige. When not arguing about creationism, reading about creationism, and in general saturating himself in a metaphysical, Hegelian goo of synthesized creationism, Dustin can be found playing with his dog, attempting unsuccessfully to convince women that making out with him is totally a good idea, and incessantly referring to himself in the third-person, sometimes even inventing a fourth-person pronoun and using it with wild inconsistency when yawr’s feeling particularly randy. (If you missed that, the word yawr’s is my invented fourth-person pronoun, and it refers to groups of exactly 2.5 people or people contained within other people, like siamese twins with partially formed fetus attachments or those little russian dolls with a succession of increasingly tiny women under each layer.  It’s high time our prejudiced society recognized marginilized groups of 2.5 people and people contained within other people!) Dustin refuses to state his age because no one would believe it given the adolescent immaturity of his writings and because he is too lazy to accept the daunting necessity of updating this page yearly, so instead he offers only his year of birth, which is 1982.

 

This is not just a random picture of some cool dude.  It is a picture of a random cool dude named Saint Gasoline!

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