Osama Bin Laden may not have been the only one to take it in the face at his Abbottabad compound. US officials have reported that an “extensive” amount of porn was found at the hideout. And as any typical male knows, “extensive” can be quite a lot. I suspect that for every thumb drive loaded …
Category Archive: Humor
For humorous or nonsensical posts.
May 11
Conservatives Hate When Rappers Are Called Poets
Republicans were furious before Wednesday night’s poetry readings sponsored by Michelle Obama and the White House, but for strange reasons. Most people despise poetry because it is tedious and makes no sense, but it was clear that this couldn’t be the source of the Republican party’s ire, seeing as how several of their candidates have …
May 01
Osama bin Laden Dies; Millions of Conservatives Confused
With the death of Osama bin Laden, millions of Tea Party conservatives erupted into cheers, mistakenly believing that President Obama had been killed. After a long and absurd association of President Barack Hussein Obama with Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden because of similarities in their names, it was little surprise that news of Osama’s …
Apr 01
I’ve Converted to Objectivism
I used to have my doubts about Ayn Rand and her philosophy, Objectivism. But then I read this awesome book about how all the heads of corporations and industrialists went on strike and lived in a society in the mountains where they built hovercraft, laser guns, and perpetual motion machines running on static electricity. When …
Apr 01
Religion: An Economic Benefit or Detriment?
In what looks to be an attempt to justify tax-exempt status for churches, Christianity Today has released a charming infographic detailing the economic value a church provides to its surrounding community. The information is based on a study by Ram Cnaan that purports to show that 12 historic churches in Philadelphia add an estimated $6 …
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