Drive is one of those films that divides audiences. One half of the audience will be vomiting in disgust while the other half cheers and gives a standing ovation. Many people who have seen this film are baffled by many aspects of the movie—its 80s motif set in modern times, the pregnant pauses in conversation, …
Category Archive: Blog
Feb 04
Site News
I have some very important news! The second season of the Saint Gasoline podcast is starting up this week! First of all, you’ve probably noticed there are new blog entries. This means that, yes, I will be blogging again. But what about the podcast? Well, there will also be a podcast! The podcast will essentially …
Feb 04
The Susan G. Komen Race Away From Our Organization for the Cure
Typically, the only way to damage the image of a breast cancer awareness organization would be to prove that it had once strangled several puppies and then damaged many priceless works of art by flinging said puppies at the art. (Flinging the puppies at art is essential, as merely strangling puppies could be justified simply …
Jan 31
NBC Pulls “Fear Factor” Episode in Which Contestants Were Made to Watch “Fear Factor”
TV critics, FCC commissioners, and homeless people eating moldy pudding out of a dumpster have all unanimously described the latest unaired episode of Fear Factor as “the most disgusting thing ever,” with the FCC commissioner adding, “and this is including that one time I accidentally licked a cat’s anal glands.” But what could possibly provoke …
Oct 30
Breaking Bad Halloween
This Halloween, the trick-or-treaters won’t be knocking on my door—because I’M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! If you can’t tell who I am dressed as, then clearly you do not watch Breaking Bad, and clearly you have not been exposed to the best character ever invented: Walter White (aka Heisenberg). Any kids who can guess my …
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