This Monday, Rush Limbaugh took a vacation from his daily radio show, having a golem constructed from congealed pig diarrhea take over his hosting duties (few noticed he was gone), to attend a ceremony in Jefferson City, Missouri, in which he was inducted into the Hall of Famous Missourians. Limbaugh joins a select group of …
Category Archive: Politics
May 08
North Carolina Bans Gay Marriage for 2nd Time, Vows to Ban It At Least 7 More Times
Tonight, North Carolinians overwhelmingly voted for an amendment that would ban gay marriage. North Carolina had outlawed gay marriage previously, but this vote codified the ban into the state’s constitution, making the law harder to repeal. Now, when the next, more enlightened generation tries to overturn the gay marriage ban—because in AD 2032 they’re frankly …
Apr 30
Thousands of Christians Commit Suicide after Savage Bullying
Several thousand Christians have taken their own lives after a recent lecture given to journalism students by prominent sex columnist and gay rights supporter Dan Savage. During the lecture, Savage viciously bullied Christians by calling the Bible “bullshit”. When several Christians huffed repeatedly and said “Well, I never!” while walking out on his talk, Savage …
Apr 03
Obamacare on Trial!
The Supreme Court heard arguments last week over the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act (ACA), otherwise known as Obamacare, Abominationcare, Get-the-Government-Out-of-My-Underwear-and-Doctor’s-Office-care, and several other pseudonyms that cannot be repeated because they sprinkle around the N-word liberally before appending the hyphenated monstrosity with the suffix “-care”. Perhaps in an effort to legitimate its adjectival description, …
Mar 28
Biased Racists Complain About “Media Bias” in Trayvon Martin Case, Then Shocked That Their Bias Is Worse!
Michelle Malkin’s website Twitchy recently posted the following picture, purporting to address the “media bias” present in the reporting on Trayvon Martin’s death: The only problem, of course, is that the image on the right is not a picture of Trayvon Martin. In fact, the image seems to derive from Stormfront, a well-known Internet haunt …

