Osama Bin Laden may not have been the only one to take it in the face at his Abbottabad compound. US officials have reported that an “extensive” amount of porn was found at the hideout. And as any typical male knows, “extensive” can be quite a lot. I suspect that for every thumb drive loaded …
Category Archive: Politics
May 11
Conservatives Hate When Rappers Are Called Poets
Republicans were furious before Wednesday night’s poetry readings sponsored by Michelle Obama and the White House, but for strange reasons. Most people despise poetry because it is tedious and makes no sense, but it was clear that this couldn’t be the source of the Republican party’s ire, seeing as how several of their candidates have …
May 01
Osama bin Laden Dies; Millions of Conservatives Confused
With the death of Osama bin Laden, millions of Tea Party conservatives erupted into cheers, mistakenly believing that President Obama had been killed. After a long and absurd association of President Barack Hussein Obama with Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden because of similarities in their names, it was little surprise that news of Osama’s …
Dec 19
“Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” to be Replaced by “Show and Tell”
This Saturday, history was made: Republicans helped pass a proposal led by Democrats. While some would argue that the truly historical event is the repeal of the military’s “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” (DADT) policy that resulted from the vote, clearly the real news here is that Republicans did not all band together to destroy all …
Dec 11
Monkey See, Donkey See, Too
If you want to get a liberal to look at something, direct your own gaze to it. But if you want to get a conservative to look at something, throw money at it while screaming “A socialist black terrorist is trying to steal our guns!” The latter is only a hypothesis, to be sure, but …
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