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16 February, 2009 at 5:55 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Those also aren’t the only two options as far as I know. I mostly ignore the holiday, with or without a partner, but even acknowledging it doesn’t need to be painful, as long as you’re not with someone who subscribes to the same sort of social constructs that make the holiday so unpleasant to begin with.
HanaLena
17 February, 2009 at 4:34 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I stayed in PJs all day, drank and hosted a horror movie fest for friends. Bleeding heart bundt cakes and bloody margaritas!
SG-Watch Deer Woman. Best Movie Ever!!!!!!!!!
Friar_Zero
17 February, 2009 at 5:18 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
You sir, are a poet.
Saint Gasoline
17 February, 2009 at 5:26 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Thank you for the generous compliment, Friar Zero. My “poetry” has often been compared to the works of Shakesepeare, Robert Frost, and Sir Mix-A-Lot. Fine company, if I must say!
Cha
18 February, 2009 at 7:31 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I can’t stop grinning or laughing whenever I read through your stuff…not to mention your Personality Defect Test. I am The Brute, which is closer to the truth than any other test I’ve come across. Loving it.
fontana
26 March, 2009 at 11:32 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
so do you have successful first dates after all… with yourself