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Calculon
2 September, 2009 at 6:34 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Am I not right in saying that the Fox News report you are referencing is from November 2008?
Ivan
2 September, 2009 at 8:32 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
That Fox article is priceless. I love how polite and nice the humanist guy is – it contrasts perfectly with the raving lunatic across from him…
Saint Gasoline
2 September, 2009 at 5:40 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
You are correct Calculon. I must have confused the date of the article with the date of the blog entry I saw mention it. But I’ve edited the post to hide my horrendous mistake, bwahaha!
Phillip Harrington
4 December, 2009 at 1:49 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I think you’re using the word ‘prolific’ incorrectly. I think you mean something like ‘prominent’.
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13 November, 2010 at 10:34 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
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