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rdbhcx
22 September, 2009 at 6:06 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I’m tempted to call Poe on that letter, especially with the inclusion of “final solution.”
Saint Gasoline
22 September, 2009 at 6:49 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
He probably thinks Jews are part of the element that needs to be “cleansed”, anyway, so I wouldn’t be surprised at his use of “final solution”.
Engineer-Poet
22 September, 2009 at 11:33 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
I’ve tried to reason with people like this. They are blind to things like irony and their own hypocrisy. You can mock them, but all it does is piss them off. Hardly worth the effort, since telling them the truth seems to have the same effect.
hopper3011
23 September, 2009 at 1:41 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Apparently Saint Gasoline is not at home to “irony”? Mr Kraft was taking the piss out of the school, I can’t believe you didn’t get that!
garic
23 September, 2009 at 3:20 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
It’s clearly a piss-take. The first big clue is in the following words: “Sedalia has not had a good book burning in many years.”
Saint Gasoline
23 September, 2009 at 7:43 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Why is it so obviously clear that the editorial is not serious? Garic, you point to him talking about book burnings, but I’ve heard sentiments like this expressed by people who are totally in earnest and quite serious. And why would that be an obvious clue to a facetious remark, when equally stupid and ridiculous comments, like the superintendent comparing the shirt to one depicting Jesus Christ, are taken as serious. If you ask me, that remark by the superintendent is clearly more likely to be fake given its much bigger outrageousness, and yet it is apparently true!
If it is a fake, then the guy needs to learn how to write better fakes! It should at least be somewhat funny before you attempt such a thing!
rdbhcx
23 September, 2009 at 11:18 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
“If it is a fake, then the guy needs to learn how to write better fakes!”
It’s hard! So many fundamentalists are serious about these sorts of things.
Miss Lu
25 September, 2009 at 4:03 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
That is the problem with a good Poe.
There really isn’t anything so absurd that somebody doesn’t believe it.
hopper3011
27 September, 2009 at 3:03 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
“If it is a fake, then the guy needs to learn how to write better fakes!”
Lack of ability hasn’t stopped you, so why should it stop him?
BTW, the clue might be in the name?
Saint Gasoline
27 September, 2009 at 12:26 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
How is the name a clue, hopper? Is there an anagram in there somewhere? Or is it “Kraft”, as in “craft a story”? That’s not a very compelling clue, if you ask me, as Kraft is a common enough last name. It seems just as likely there’s a real guy named Bob Kraft in Sedalia.
Like I said, you can’t know something is fake merely because it is incredibly stupid. Otherwise we’d be forced to think the entire Answers in Genesis website is fake, when empirical evidence (i.e., the creation museum) shows the opposite.
The only advice I can offer to fakers is to at least make the Poe somewhat funny so that, if the parody is overlooked at least it will serve some purpose in making someone laugh.
“Lack of ability hasn’t stopped you, so why should it stop him?”
So you think I don’t have the ability to write well or be humorous, eh? Well, there’s no accounting for taste!
hopper3011
29 September, 2009 at 4:25 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
“So you think I don’t have the ability to write well or be humorous, eh? Well, there’s no accounting for taste!”
No, I don’t think you are very good at either. Whilst it is true that there is no accounting for taste, a lack of ability is universally recognisable. Your feeble ranting tone is almost as mind-bendingly dull as that of the idiots you write about.
Miss Lu
29 September, 2009 at 3:25 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
“No, I don’t think you are very good at either”
Then go away.
Nothing is holding you here. So SG is not the writer for you; don’t read his blog. The internet is such a vast place. I am sure you can find a home for yourself elsewhere.
Or……..
is there no other place for you. Are you one of the lost ones? Forced to wander the web in search of comments sections where you can scrawl “First” or “Not funny. Amuse me better least I decide to mock this free entertainment you provide me.” Ahhhh, poor socially maladjusted child of the web, incapable of creating anything of his own. You must destroy everyone else’s efforts just feel like you have had an effect on the world.
I’d continue you ranting at you but the abuse you took from the previous blogs you tried to troll is much more amusing than anything I could ever write. To quote your running ‘buddies’: “Damn, dude. Don’t you ever quit crying? “
hopper3011
1 October, 2009 at 1:50 AM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
“Then go away.”
Since when do you own the internet? I can go where I like and coment where I like, the only way for Saint Gasoline to stop me is to ban me – which would be deliciously ironic, given his stance on the intolerance to free speech of the religious.
“Forced to wander the web in search of comments sections where you can scrawl “First” or “Not funny. Amuse me better least I decide to mock this free entertainment you provide me.” ”
I was responding to a direct question, but it is interesting that you feel the need to jump in – how dare anybody criticise your bum-chum – but are you suggesting that he is incapable of responding for himself? Just because the entertainment is free, doesn’t mean it is above criticism (note that I was criticising the writing not the person, which I notice you can’t manage). To quote me: “Why don’t you fuck off?”
Engineer-Poet
3 October, 2009 at 10:39 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Hopper: Nobody owns the Internet. St. Gasoline owns this site. If you don’t care for that, I suggest you do the anatomically difficult.
Randolf St. Cosmo
9 December, 2009 at 9:11 PM (UTC -6) Link to this comment
On the one hand, the guy’s letter looks a little bit like an example of a Poe, but on the other hand, I have personally heard people say even sillier things. On the same subject, too.
I still remember the day a guy told me, in all seriousness (he was an extreme religious crazy guy) that Greek mythology was satanic and it was polluting the education I got at school.