Breaking Bad Halloween

I won.

This Halloween, the trick-or-treaters won’t be knocking on my door—because I’M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

If you can’t tell who I am dressed as, then clearly you do not watch Breaking Bad, and clearly you have not been exposed to the best character ever invented: Walter White (aka Heisenberg). Any kids who can guess my costume will get some cherished blue rock candy along with their Snickers bars.

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