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Dustin Martinez

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Name: Dustin Martinez
Date registered: 13 July, 2008
URL: http://saintgasoline.com
AIM: stgasoline

Biography

I'm a laid back guy. I love pizza! I never know what to write in these things! I constantly think of suicide and stand perilously before the ominous void of nonexistence. I have two dogs and I love tennis!

Latest posts

  1. New York Considers Ban of Large Soda Sizes to Achieve World Record of “Most Useless Law” — 31 May, 2012
  2. Episode 13 – The Mystical Rush Limbaugh Bust, Gays, and My Horrible Depression! — 22 May, 2012
  3. Limbaugh Statue To Be Placed in Missouri Capitol (To Ward Off Mystical Terror) — 16 May, 2012
  4. North Carolina Bans Gay Marriage for 2nd Time, Vows to Ban It At Least 7 More Times — 8 May, 2012
  5. Thousands of Christians Commit Suicide after Savage Bullying — 30 April, 2012

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Apr 05

Slime – The Other Pink Meat!

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Blog, Humor, Pop Culture, Skepticism

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You'd eat it if you didn't know it's meat!

When you hear the word slime, you probably think of a fresh sneeze, or green goop, or, if you’re weird and really into Freud, that your mother didn’t wipe your ass nearly to your satisfaction as a baby. What you most certainly do not think is “That sounds like something that belongs in my mouth!” …

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Apr 03

Obamacare on Trial!

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Blog, Humor, Politics

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The Supreme Court heard arguments last week over the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act (ACA), otherwise known as Obamacare, Abominationcare, Get-the-Government-Out-of-My-Underwear-and-Doctor’s-Office-care, and several other pseudonyms that cannot be repeated because they sprinkle around the N-word liberally before appending the hyphenated monstrosity with the suffix “-care”. Perhaps in an effort to legitimate its adjectival description, …

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Mar 28

Biased Racists Complain About “Media Bias” in Trayvon Martin Case, Then Shocked That Their Bias Is Worse!

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Blog, Politics

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FakeTrayvon

Michelle Malkin’s website Twitchy recently posted the following picture, purporting to address the “media bias” present in the reporting on Trayvon Martin’s death: The only problem, of course, is that the image on the right is not a picture of Trayvon Martin. In fact, the image seems to derive from Stormfront, a well-known Internet haunt …

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Mar 27

Geraldo Recommends Black Youth Stop Wearing Hoodies, Start Wearing Sweater Vests

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Blog, Humor, Politics, Pop Culture

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Geraldo Rivera, in his threatening nose-hoodie.

Geraldo, the man best known for mustache, ‘stache, moustache, and the hair on his upper lip, has been in the news lately for his suggestion that Trayvon Martin’s tragic death is largely the fault of his hooded outerwear. The comment was briskly torn apart by several rabid wolverwines, followed by 90% of Twitter, everyone who …

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Mar 25

Episode 12 – The Black Kids Being Shot Edition (Kony2012 and Trayvon Martin)

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Podcast

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SaintGasolineElementBlack

In this episode, Dustin addresses the important topics of the day, including Gallagher’s heart attack, the horrible atrocities happening in Afghanistan (and the screwed up priorities of the people there), Dick Cheney’s new heart, the Reason Rally, and Romney’s metamorphosis into a childhood toy. The main stories covered are: The Kony2012 campaign brought a lot …

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