TV critics, FCC commissioners, and homeless people eating moldy pudding out of a dumpster have all unanimously described the latest unaired episode of Fear Factor as “the most disgusting thing ever,” with the FCC commissioner adding, “and this is including that one time I accidentally licked a cat’s anal glands.” But what could possibly provoke …
Category Archive: Pop Culture
Oct 30
Breaking Bad Halloween
This Halloween, the trick-or-treaters won’t be knocking on my door—because I’M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! If you can’t tell who I am dressed as, then clearly you do not watch Breaking Bad, and clearly you have not been exposed to the best character ever invented: Walter White (aka Heisenberg). Any kids who can guess my …
Nov 06
“Let It Rock,” A Humanist Pop-Rock Anthem
Having a degree in English is virtually worthless, though I must confess it has provided me with many skills that—though they are unprofitable—are rather amusing. In particular, I am quite fond of the skills I learned in my literary theory courses. After taking these courses, I learned that it is possible to interpret a text …
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