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Given the long and sordid history of the food pyramid's attempts to convince children to eat healthy foods and successes in making children binge eat in fear of mummies and gay vomit, where can i order Kamagra without prescription, the Obama administration has rightly taken it upon itself to remedy this disaster by creating a new image that will better represent the facts of healthy eating. Buy Kamagra Without Prescription, Michelle Obama has already made a point to fight against childhood obesity with the Let's Move. Next day Kamagra, campaign. Savvy children are already finding loopholes for that, though, order Kamagra no prescription. Because eating involves moving one's mouth and hands, Buy cheap Kamagra, and because the campaign slogan only mentions moving and says nothing about eating less, several thousand kids have taken the slogan to mean they should move more by eating more potato chips. Still others have confused it with meaning they should move to a different city, saturday delivery Kamagra, perhaps one well known for its fatty, Kamagra price, coupon, unhealthy food and from which the Obamas hail: Chicago. In short, the program has not reduced childhood obesity yet, Buy Kamagra Without Prescription. It is no wonder that the Obamas are now trying to spearhead a revitalization of a campaign that attempts to educate people about healthy eating through images of pyramids. (And is it just a coincidence that they would be so intent on revising an image that depicts pyramids, online buy Kamagra without a prescription, which are found in Africa, Kamagra in uk, just months after Obama had released a fake birth certificate attempting to prove that he was not in fact born in Africa. Hmm...)

The new logo has not been released yet, but inside sources have said it will be in the shape of a plate, fast shipping Kamagra, with portions sectioned off representing the various food groups. Kamagra gel, ointment, cream, pill, spray, continuous-release, extended-release, I predict it will look something like this, given past efforts and the previous debacle of the food pyramid:

Holy shit, that's beautiful, where to buy Kamagra. Buy Kamagra Without Prescription, However, this is my own design. The real design, Buy Kamagra online no prescription, seeing as how the government is designing it, is likely to be an abomination equal to or greater than the original food pyramid, eating shellfish, delivered overnight Kamagra, and/or gays marrying each other. Kamagra to buy online, And it will probably have many of the same problematic misinterpretations. For instance, it sort of resembles a pie chart, sale Kamagra, which will make people think of one of three things:

  1. Pie. Kamagra paypal, Apple pie. Chocolate pie, Buy Kamagra Without Prescription. Peach pie. Key lime pie, buy cheap Kamagra no rx. Pizza pie. Buy Kamagra from canada, Basically any kind of pie. Buy Kamagra Without Prescription, And basically any kind of pie is exactly the sort of thing you don't want this image to evoke, because any kind of pie is unhealthy and would be filled to the gills with oils and fat, if pie had gills. Thankfully it doesn't have gills. There are too many oils and fats in pie for the gills to fit, Kamagra prices. There is no room left for the pie to breathe underwater.

  2. Pi. Buy Kamagra online without a prescription, Also known as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Also known as 3.14159265.., Buy Kamagra Without Prescription. okay, you get the idea, Kamagra in us. It is not good for children to be thinking of pi, Order Kamagra from mexican pharmacy, because it will make them obese. For one, it has infinite digits, buy no prescription Kamagra online, so it makes kids think they can eat infinite pies. Kamagra discount, For two, it has to do with circles, and circles are round and beautiful, leading children to rationalize their growing obese pot bellies as beautiful when in fact they are disgusting.

  3. Hannah Montana. Buy Kamagra Without Prescription, Kids will think of Hannah Montana when they see this new design for nutritional eating because they are always thinking of Hannah Montana. They fucking love that Hannah Montana. I think they should somehow try to incorporate Hannah Montana into the design to make it better and to pre-empt this thinking of Hannah Montana. Then the kids will be like, "I just thought of Hannah Montana. And now Hannah Montana is in this plate depicting healthy portions of nutritional foods to eat. That would be informative if I weren't now thinking about Hannah Montana again."

In summary, I am not optimistic about the prospects of this redesign convincing children to stop eating, provided there is no Hannah Montana themed element in the design, Buy Kamagra Without Prescription. Instead of wasting time and energy and money on such crude designs, Obama should be spending money on scientific research into how to make vegetables taste like cookies. Kids eat too many oils and fats not because of failed food pyramids misleading them or failed infographics or pictures of plates. They eat oils and fats because they taste like cookies. So they should just make vegetables and fruits taste like cookies, and then also use science to make cookies taste like vegetables, and then make a picture that says "VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE COOKIES AND COOKIES ARE GROSS AND TASTE LIKE ASPARAGUS AND WILL MAKE YOUR URINE SMELL WORSE THAN USUAL." And then they can put that on a picture of a plate or something. That will be the only way to make kids eat healthy.

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